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Right now on Solana
Loading live Pump Trending alerts…
Screen: at least 50 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
About this desk
A Pump Trending alert means a launch is trending on pump.fun itself.
Momentum alerts show that something is moving, not why. Cartel Mill reads Pump Trending on Solana as a question: who is driving the move, and can the pool absorb it?
Price and volume spikes are common on Solana. Most fade within hours. Cartel Mill keeps the Pump Trending feed open to measure how many do not.
One habit: Check whether the move started before or after the first public call. Look at how many distinct buyers joined during the move, not only the volume total.
The filter
The rule behind this page. Cartel Mill keeps an alert only if it passes all of these:
- at least 50 holders
- top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %
At build time the lane held 48 recent alerts covering about 12 hours; 32 of them cleared the screen. Median values for the passing alerts: cap $95.8K, liquidity $25.8K, holders 664. 3 of the 48 lane alerts had liquidity below a tenth of their market cap, which makes exits expensive. Median concentration in the lane: 17 % of supply in the top ten wallets.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Words on this page
- Sniper
- An address that buys at the first possible moment after launch.
- Smart money
- Wallets with a measured history of profitable trades.
- Dev wallet
- The creator address and the supply it still controls.
- KOL
- A public account with enough followers to move a small market.
Before you click buy
None of these needs a wallet connection.
Step 1
Search the contract in the Empire Telegram network to see other alerts on it.
Step 2
Look for bundled launch buys: several wallets buying in the same block.
Step 3
Set volume against pool depth and new holders over the same window.
Step 4
Check whether mint and freeze authorities are revoked where the chain allows them.
Step 5
Open the chart and confirm the pool, the pair and the liquidity figure.
Network history
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jacob | Robinhood | $47K | $906K | 19x | 2026-09-09 |
| VAULT | Robinhood | $44K | $3400K | 77x | 2026-08-30 |
| astro | Robinhood | $74K | $5600K | 76x | 2026-09-09 |
| BLUEHOUSE | SOL | $39K | $747K | 19x | 2026-08-29 |
Selected dated examples from XTRACK reports: multiple = tracked market cap at the report date divided by the market cap at first alert. These are not typical results and not realised profits.
Deeper reading
Background for this lane, from the Blackhat DYOR library. Cartel Mill rotates the list over time.
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A clever model can explain a trade and still be unsafe around a wallet. The clean design boundary is simple: let AI propose an action; make deterministic software decide whether…
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7-day record
18 %2x in 24 h
113tokens measured
73 %dead in 24 h
0.9 %5x in 24 h
Over the last 7 mature days the network alerted 113 tokens in Pump Trending on Solana. 18 % reached 2x within 24 hours and 0.9 % reached 5x; 73 % died inside a day, usually after about 1.3 h. The Solana average for all topics was 25 % reaching 2x. With 95 % confidence this lane did worse than the rest of Solana on the 2x measure, which is why the checks matter more here.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Lane log
Recorded on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. Cartel Mill keeps a short log so the page shows real alerts even without scripts.
- MISTAKE (13:04 UTC) — $2.21M cap against $146.3K liquidity, top 10 holding 6 %.
- JEANGOTH (13:02 UTC) — $169.7K cap against $37.0K liquidity, top 10 holding 16 %.
- Anogrippa printed at 12:16 UTC with a $56.1K market cap and $17.8K in the pool, 793 holders.
- YOLKIE alerted at 10:41 UTC. Market cap $50.3K, liquidity $17.1K, 584 holders.
- RATBRAIN printed at 07:23 UTC with a $54.6K market cap and $17.5K in the pool, 238 holders.
- FomoTrump alerted at 06:54 UTC. Market cap $113.1K, liquidity $27.9K, 502 holders.
- -- . -- . (06:16 UTC) — $37.0K cap against $24.3K liquidity, top 10 holding 19 %.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Follow on Telegram
Alerts reach Telegram before any web page. Cartel Mill links the routes that fit this lane.
@empiresolpumptrendThe source channel for this desk: all Pump Trending prints on Solana.
@empiresolfomoActivity around one token spread across many unrelated sources: the FOMO WEB channel.
Open SOLANA MainThe verified Solana main group with all alert lanes.
Add HYPE Radar folderAdds a whole set of verified channels to Telegram in one tap.
@gmgnx_chatTalk to other members and the team.
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Questions
What is Cartel Mill?
Cartel Mill is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the Pump Trending channel on Solana and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
What does the chart link do?
It opens a GMGN chart. The link includes our referral code, which can pay the publisher a commission.
What does 'dead' mean on the scoreboard?
Dead means -80 % from the alert market cap, a cap under $5K, or a drained pool.
How often does a Pump Trending alert reach 2x?
Over 7 days of mature data, 18 % reached 2x inside a day. That is a measured past rate, not a forecast.
